Dork Of The Rings 2 DVD set $20.00
Besides the 100-minute feature-length film, the DVD set will include:
* An introduction by LORD OF THE RINGS actor Kiran Shah
* DORKERS, a 23-minute dorkumentary about the influence of THE DORK OF THE RINGS through the decades. Hosted by RINGERS
filmmaker Cliff Broadway and with special appearances by actors Kiran Shah, Justin Long (GALAXY QUEST, DODGEBALL), and Dr.
Demento singing celebrity The Great Luke Ski.
* Convention featurettes of co-director Jack Peterson and his dorks at conventions across the country including GenCon
in Indianapolis, TolCon in Seattle, Elf in Orlando and The One Ring Celebration in Pasadena.
* Music videos for "The Theme From The Dork of the Rings" by The Great Luke Ski and "Running In These Shoes" by Bryce
Cone performed as Frudo Buggins.
* Fan films which include the winning entry from the Dork Fan Film Contest by sisters Ashlee and Rachel Scott and also
the homemade marshmallow travesty THE DORK OF THE PEEPS by Jack Peeperson.
*Documentaries about this amazing film's creation including The Making of Muddle-earth, Meanies in Muddle-earth and Making
*And much more dorky goodness
$12.00 DVD - Colour, DVD-Video, NTSC, 89 minutes. Scalleum is a remote farming island off the north coast of Wales,
only accessible at low tide via a causeway know as the "Devils Spine". The island is also home to an ancient stone circle
known as the "Devils Teeth". This provides the sinister setting for the terrifying alien abduction of local farm girl, Cat
Williams, and her Hitchhiker boyfriend, Angelo Jones. "Weird Worlde" is
a cable TV program that's having trouble with its ratings. Threatened with losing her job if things don't improve, presenter
Michelle Fox (Emily Booth) needs to come up with something special. She puts a team together to investigate the 'Scalleum
Incident'. It's an intriguing story with a twist, as Cat Williams's claims to not have just been abducted by aliens, but also
impregnated by them! Hence the cynical TV crew accompanied by actors to stage a dramatic reconstruction and UFO expert Gavin
Gorman head off to the island. They arrive and experience the weirdness of this remote community, a farm powered by manure
and some very twisted Welsh Farmers. Then tensions start to rise as the story proves TRUE!
Illegal Aliens $14.00 DVD
Anna Nicole Smith's final motion picture was ILLEGAL ALIENS--a sci-fi satire about three aliens who help save the Earth from
treacherous invaders. The aliens disguise themselves as curvy female model-types and camp it up as they undertake their mission.
Director David Giancola (TIME CHASERS) stirs plenty of B-movie mirth into the mix as ILLEGAL ALIENS leaps from one hysterical
scene to the next.
Smith, whose movie credits include "Naked Gun 33 1/3" and "The Hudsucker Proxy," plays Lucy, who teams with fellow aliens
Cameron (Lenise Soren) and Drew (Gladise Jimenez) to battle an extraterrestrial madwoman (pro wrestler Joanie Laurer) bent
on destroying Earth.An opening scene shows the trio of shape-shifting visitors coming to Earth, Soren and Jimenez's characters
shaped like alien blobs and Smith's shaped like a hog, accompanied by her little-girl voice squealing, "I'm a pig in space!"
They later transform into hot women and get jobs as stunt experts in Hollywood
Alien Abduction $12.00 DVD
St. Louis filmmakers Patrick Voss and Adam Hackbarth's INBRED REDNECK
ALIEN INVASION recalls the glory days of American International pictures and the drive-in B-picture atmosphere those films
deliberately wallowed in. The pair combined to do a great deal of the creative work on the film including the direction, writing,
special effects, and some of the acting. This sci-fi spoof concerns a group of government agents who make friends with some
backwoods hillbillies in Arkansas in order to investigate a series of alien abductions. But the agents and the hicks find
themselves on board the alien's spacecraft, victims of the very same fate they were investigating. INBRED REDNECK ALIEN INVASION
is a combination of lowbrow comedy and genre parody similar to the SCARY MOVIE series
Pray For Daylight on DVD $12.00
Vampire Hunter Cassie Banning (Kristi Bruno) returns to Minneapolis after a mysterious two-year absence. A new master
(Robin Marie Whitt) has wrested control from the vampire Eric Saveau (Rick Sullivan), and Minneapolis is now at the mercy
of the creatures of the night. Will Cassie be able stop the darkness that threatens her home?
2006 Stone Soup Films of
Recon2020 - The Caprini Massacre $14.00 DVD
Actors: Andy Bradshaw, Kevin Kelsall, Patrick Sabongui, Gillian Leigh, Valérie Wiseman Directors: Christian Viel Format: AC-3, Color, Dolby, DVD-Video, Widescreen, NTSC Language: English Aspect Ratio: 1.33:1 Number
of discs: 1 Studio: Maverick DVD Release Date: December 5, 2006 Run Time: 89 minutes
Recon 2020 is a star ship troops kind of movie about a recon military group that gets caught on a planet with zombies,
cyborgs, and aliens. Lots of action and bloody fights make this film only for gory action lovers. I have to say that it manages
to pack a lot of fantastic content into just under 90 minutes. Director Christian Viel, clearly a Horror and Sci Fi fan himself
has managed to tip the hat to no less than 5 sub genres. In many ways this film has it all, vampires, werewolves, zombies,
extra-dimensional aliens, cyborgs, flesh eating bugs, kick butt weaponry, explosions, air to air star fighter action and hot
looking women. Yeah, that about covers it.
The story basically starts out a lot like Aliens and then takes whatever divergent
path necessary to splatter all manner of baddies across an abandoned industrial looking outpost. Actually the whole thing
manages to remind me of about 5 of my favorite films